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Issue 2: July

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BEST ARTICLE OF THE MONTH AWARD WINNING:
The Snowager: What really happened? !Exclusive Interview!


The Snowager… We steal his treasure when he's asleep and run from him the rest of the time. He dwells high up in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, away in his bone-chilling lair that few have dared enter, but who is this giant beast really? How did he come to live on Terror Mountain, and where did he get his pile of treasure? You may soon find out in this exclusive interview with the giant worm we call…. The Snowager.

We know a few things about the Snowager, as there has been some information documented in the Neopedia. We have read of Gradolf and Kendrak, the snow aishas, who were the first to scale Terror Mountain and enter the lair within it. Years later, Kendrak's son, Keblin, decided to try his luck with the Snowager, and brought back the research the Neopedia holds now. There are several points, however, that our beloved Neopedia does not posses. In light of this fact, my personal friend, the Snowager, has decided to share his story with us today…

EmilyDH5: "Good evening Mr. Snowager, how are you feeling today?"
Mr. Snowager: "I'm okay… Ready to start the interview?"
EmilyDH5: "Oh of course! Please, can you tell us how you came to the Ice Caves?"
Mr. Snowager: "Of course, of course… It's a sad story really… I was born in an igloo on Terror Mountain itself. The Snow faerie, as a child, owned two snow worms. They bore me when the Snow faerie was only about 13. She somehow managed to convince her parents to let her keep me, despite my size. Then, my lovely little snowfaerie grew up, and her heart grew forgetful. I was left, without food and water for days, surviving only on the melted snow my cage was littered with. It was a terrible life."
EmilyDH5: "Oh Snowy… We never knew! Please… continue!"
Mr. Snowager: "Yes, yes… When I became old enough to leave the place, I did. However, I could not without some revenge on the girl who so tormented me all those years… I had long known how she loves to recruit people to 'quest' items for her. Often, they bring her such rare treasures as you could only imagine! I took her many treasures and left. I slithered down into the heart of the mountain. When I entered what are now the ice caves, I found a large cavern. It has been my lair ever since…"
EmilyDH5: "So that's where all of your treasure came from… and the Snow faerie never tried to take it back?"
Mr. Snowager: "She did try once, but when she saw what I had become, she, like so many, ran in fear. Never again did her cursed being disgrace my new home. Her treasures and I were out of her grasp… permanently."
EmilyDH5: "Well Mr. Snowager, we do appreciate your time today, and that about does it for this incredibly long article! Thanks for joining us today!"
Mr. Snowager: "No, thank you EmilyDH5. You've really helped me release some of the feelings I've been forced to keep bottled up all these years."
EmilyDH5: "Any time, Snowy. Any time…"


And there you have it friends, a once innocent and loving snow worm, neglected by a teenage faerie with a cold heart. Thank you for joining us on our exclusive interview with my pal, the Snowager.


Written By: EmilyDH5 (Heather)